The twelve days of quismoiss are over. Christmas trees are thrown off on the sidewalks, neglected and miserable, waiting to be turned into mulch. A sobering contrast to the bonhomie of the holiday season, its epilogue which we so hoped would be a powerful beginning. Your goals, your resolutions — all evaporated too fast, leaving you one on one with the routine, gray, familiar, and uninspiring. Where are they now? Where Are They Now? — asks Steve Cutts, the director of the eponymous short film featuring quite a couple: obese Jessica Rabbit and drunken Roger Rabbit, facing reality long after the prime of their heyday. Garfield wasn’t spared either — he gained unhealthy weight and cannot even move without help. Doesn’t it look familiar?.. Whatever note you ended celebrations on, you’re not alone. At Boisson, we’re human, too: our mind and bodies are stressed and begging for post-holiday reset.
To resurrect our hopes and revive our wholesome selves, we made this 15-day-post-holiday-reset-plan to combat and reverse whatever you have done so far. Actionable and feasible, it will allow us all to regain power and tame the wayward tide of life. Great thing about it — the dates in it are not set in stone, as instead of Dry January, we’re opting for Damp January — its more chill relative who’s not a control freak. We chose to look for opportunities, not limitations, and obviously no one needs another share of stress. We’ve clearly had enough from having spent the holidays with our families. Start the cleanse today, tomorrow, or whenever you’d like — just make sure it’s still somewhere in January.
Here’s the list of drinks you’ll need to get back to human. You’ll quite likely finish some of these much sooner, and this is just the base menu that you can customize to suit your tastes. Like with healthy eating, it’s easier not to mess up your mindful drinking resolution if you’re on a schedule that ensures you’ll certainly have a drink. You asked for a sign — don’t mark it as spam.
The List Of Drinks For Your 15 Day Fix:
Free Spirits – The Spirit of Milano or Free Spirits – The Spirit of Bourbon
Ghia – Le Spritz Lime and Salt 4-Pack
*Muri’s also sold separately, shop according to your preferences:
Muri – Non-Alcoholic Nuala Red
Muri – Non-Alcoholic Yamilé Sparkling Rosé
Muri – Non-Alcoholic Passing Clouds
Three Spirit - Nightcap - Non-Alcoholic Apéritif
Three Spirit - Livener - Non-Alcoholic Apéritif
AVEC – Spiced Mango and Passionfruit 4-pack
Kin Euphorics – Kin Bloom 4-pack
Curious Elixir #2 - Non-Alcoholic Ready-to-Drink Cocktail (1 can)
Blind Tiger - Sidecar Non-Alcoholic Cocktail (1 can)
Caliwater Prickly Pear (1 can)
The 15 Day Fix
Day 1
am: Arise Aplos
pm: Surely Bubbly Red
Day 2
am: Ghia Salt & Lime Le Spritz
pm: Free Spirits — Spirit of Milano or Spirit of Bourbon
Day 3
am: Kin Euphorics — Kin Bloom
pm: Muri Nuala Red
Day 4
am: Muri - Non-Alcoholic Passing Clouds (Start your morning with champagne. V. chic)
pm: Red Three Spirit — Nightcap
Day 5
am: Avec Spiced Mango
pm: Ghia Aperitif
Day 6
am: Surely — Bubbly Red
pm: Free Spirits — Spirit of Milano or Spirit of Bourbon
Day 7
am: Aplos Arise
pm: Muri — Nuala Red
Day 8
am: Three Spirit Livener & Kin Euphorics
pm: Surely Bubbly
Day 9
am: Avec Spiced Mango
pm: Three Spirit — Nightcap
Day 10
am: Kin Euphorics — Kin Bloom
pm: Curious Elixir #2 - Non-Alcoholic Ready-to-Drink Cocktail
Day 11
am: Caliwater Prickly Pear
pm: Muri — Yamilé Sparkling Rosé
Day 12
am: Kin Euphorics — Kin Bloom
pm: Ghia Aperitif
Day 13
am: Blind Tiger - Sidecar Non-Alcoholic Cocktail
pm: Spirit of Milano or Spirit of Bourbon
Day 14
am: Ghia Salt & Lime Le Spritz
pm: Three Spirit — Nightcap
Day 15
am: Aplos Arise
pm: Ghia Aperitif
Done! You’re as good as new. Share this with your friends, but only with the ones you like: after the reset, they might live longer.